Beyoncé, Jay Z & The Satanic Rumors: Mythbusting Christian Conspiracies

Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating. 

 Timestamps: 

 00:00 – Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins 

 03:42 – Jay Z’s Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses 

 09:41 – The “Beyoncébub” App Satire 2

 14:12 – Christian Leaders & Viral Lies 

 26:16 – Outro & Patreon Support Info 

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Chapters

• 0:00 Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins
• 3:42 Jay Z’s Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses
• 9:41 The “Beyoncébub” App Satire 2
• 14:12 Christian Leaders & Viral Lies
• 26:16 Outro & Patreon Support Info

Transcript

 Beyoncé, Jay Z & The Satanic Rumors: Mythbusting Christian Conspiracies 

Ep 108

In this episode we investigate totally rational and reasoned Christian attitudes to an alleged 33rd degree Freemason satanist and a woman possessed by Sasha Fierce, a brash, outlandish, sensual alter ego created for the stage.

[JUDE, 'I also created an uninhibited sexually provocative alter ego. Dr Nasty Pants.']

And how did things work out with Dr Nasty Pants?

[JUDE, 'I'm not allowed within 200 metres of a school.']

I think we can safely skip past any normal biography. Super talented Beyoncé is born to super ambitious parents. 

01 [BEYONCÉ, 'Dad can I go to Matilda's birthday party?'

DAD, 'Are they handing out Grammys at Matilda's birthday party?'

BEYONCÉ, 'No.'

DAD, 'Well, there's your answer ']

She then experienced teenage stardom in Destiny’s Child.

02 [HOST, 'And the Grammy goes to Beyoncé!'

SFX CROWD GOES WILD 

BEYONCÉ, 'Thank you. I heard Matilda's party sucked anyway.']

Which in turn led to massive solo career success. Including eight solo albums to debut at Number One on the U.S. Billboard chart and the ONLY artist to have ever released U.S. Number One hit singles in four separate decades. 

03 [BEYONCÉ, 'Eat a dick Elvis!']

And of course she married Billboard Magazine’s, ‘Greatest Rapper of All Time’, Jay-Z.

SFX Wedding Bells Followed by Screaming fans

Now here’s a couple of things you might not know about Ms Knowles. Her family was catholic when she was born, but switched to the Methodist brand sometime when she was around 9 or 10.

05 [DAD, 'We're going to a different church from now on kids. Protestantism pays better in America. I mean, after deep contemplation and prayer, the lord has moved me to follow a more profitable path. I mean lucrative. Nope, what I'm trying say is more money.']

And Beyoncé has had a species of Horse-Fly named after her.

[JUDE, ‘I wonder how Beyoncé feels about that?']

06 [BEYONCE, 'A fly? Are you kidding me right now? A fly?’

(BEAT)

BEYONCE, ‘Those four eyed microscope wearing nerdy mutha fuckas!']

Jay Z probably doesn’t require much of an introduction either.

[JUDE, ‘For our Aussie and Kiwi listeners, we're talking about Jay Zed.’]

07 [JAYZ RAPPING, ‘Yo throw to me

I'm your boy who's free

Listen to me

It's your boy Jay Zee’

PRODUCER, ‘Great work Jay. Now let's do the down under version.’

JAYZ RAPPING, ‘Yo throw to me

I'm your boy who's free

Listen to me

It's your boy Jay Zed?’

(BEAT)

JAYZ, ‘That ain’t right!’]

Jay-Z is a Gangsta turned rapper turned first hip hop billionaire.

08 [JAYZ, ‘Nice record label you've got here, see. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it, see.’]

[JUDE, ‘Well, all of this seems fine and dandy. But why are Beyoncé and Jay-Z on our show? Surely the Christian community can’t possibly have any reason to attack this wealthy, powerful black couple?’]

In 2003 Jay Z released the song Lucifer and white people everywhere finally legitimised their hatred for this successful black man.

09 [BILLYHILL, ‘I am not a racist! When I said that thing about Jay Z, I was talking about the colour of his soul!’]

Allegedly, if you play Lucifer backwards you’ll find the backmasked statement,

10 [JAYZ, ‘666 murder, murder Jesus!’]

[JUDE, ‘As you know, it is policy here on Satan is my Superhero to take all accusations of backmasking seriously. As mentioned, the song is called LUCIFER. It has lyrics like,’]

11 [JAYZ, ‘I'm from the murder capital, where we murder for capital.’]

[JUDE, ‘But sure, maybe Jay-Z also secretly buried a satanic Easter egg for the two people still playing music backwards.’]

Are WE the two people still playing music backwards?

[JUDE, ‘Yes. And we appreciate the effort put in by Jay.’]

11 [JAYZ, ‘Now guys as you know, we're recording our new song Satan, Satan, Satan, I Just Can't get Enough Satan. We need to record some kind of evil backwards message. Any ideas?’

YE, ‘We could say, Satan?’

JAYZ, ‘Brilliant! No one will see that coming!’]

Jay Z has said,

12 [JAYZ, ‘A song like 'Lucifer,' it's really about the struggle and really about dealing with death and having that feeling. The evil is inside of you, not this mythical character with pitchforks and things like that.’]

[JUDE, ‘Oh Jay Z! You'll never become a good Christian with that attitude! Don't blame yourself!’]

13 [SFX TRAFFIC CAR HORN

CHRISTIAN01, ‘Sorry I just cut you off. The Devil was inside my foot.’

CHRISTIAN02, ‘Sorry I racially vilified you. The Devil was in my tongue for a moment.  Honestly, your food smells great.’

CHRISTIAN03, ‘Sorry I molested you. The Devil was inside me. But I did an exorcism and now YOU’RE the one making this awkward.’]

In 2009 Jay Z wore a hoodie with the Alistier Crowley quote,

14 [CROWLEY, ‘Do what thou wilt.’]

[JUDE, ‘I’m sure that didn’t cause any controversy.’]

15 [HATER, 'Jay-Z is quoting some fruity Englishman from a hundred years ago. You know what that means right?'

FAN, 'Jay-Z's gone gay!'

HATER, 'No. It means he reads books!'

FAN, 'That is literally exactly what I just said.']

And while courting controversy with the conservative right, Jay-Z has also made a number of Illuminati references in his songs and other media.

16 [JAY-Z Illuminati Song, ‘Who controls the weather with alien technology?

Illuminati. Illuminati.

Who controls global finance and industry?

Illuminati. Illuminati.

Who traffic children in underground facilities?

Illuminati. Illuminati.

Who got that kid bitten by Charlie?

Illuminati. Illuminati.’]

In 2010 MC Hammer, released a dis track about Jay Z titled, ‘Better Run Run’. In it the former yellow poo panted rap star claims,

17 [HAMMER, ‘I could see it in his eyes, the boy sold his soul. Devil said "I'ma give you the world"]

[JUDE, ‘Here's my interpretation if MC Hammer confronting Jay-Z over his alleged deal with the devil.’]

18 [HAMMER, 'How much did you get for your soul and do you know if Satan is interested in buying any other rapper's souls? Asking for a friend.']

In 2012, self-proclaimed 35 year old virgin…

19 [HUDSON, ‘I’m not gay!’]

…and Seventh Day Adventist conspiracy theorist, Christopher Hudson took Jay Z’s bait and claimed,

20 [HUDSON, ‘the blueprint albums are special markers indicating Jay-Z's progress in his obtaining degrees in the secret order known as the Freemason.’]

[JUDE, ‘Can you imagine, not just a song, not just an album, but a series of successful hip hop albums, being nothing more than a Freemason progress report.’]

21 [RAPPER, 'Yo, yo, yo, I ain’t no Entered Apprentice, I've learned the rituals, the symbolism, and the beliefs in Masonry. I'm reaching Fellowcraft and manhood. But one day I'm a gonna be a Master Mason bitch. That's right a Master Mason bitch. A Master Mason bitch. A Master Mason bitch. No cap.']

In their 2013 video titled, ‘Beyoncé, The Super Bowl, Sasha & Satan’ with 1.7M views from poor decision makers, Good Fight Ministries who make an SEO living off accusing celebrities of Satanism, claimed,

22 [GFM, ‘Beyoncé appears to be possessed by an evil and perverted spirit of harlotry.

SFX Handful of pearls being clutched

NARRATOR, ‘What’s that? That’s the sound of pearl being clutched. Do you know who created the phenomena of pearls being clutched back in 1953? Elvis! That’s right Elvis. Eat a dick right back at you Beyonce.’]

Geoffrey Grider, of Now the End Begins claims 

23 [GRIDER, ‘Beyoncé freely admits to being possessed by her spirit guide, Sasha Fierce. So lets take her at her word, assume that she is possessed with a demon and working for Satan, and don’t let her and her music within 500 miles of your children.’]

Sounds like a business opportunity to me.

24 [ANNOUNCER, ‘Do you love your children? If you really do love your children like you claim, you will download the Beyoncé and her music tracker app…’

(BEAT)

ANNOUNCER UNSURE, ‘Beyoncébub?’

PRODUCER, ‘It's like Beelzebub. But with Beyoncé.’

ANNOUNCER, ‘Oh right! Download Beyoncébub before it's too late.’

SFX BEEP BEEP Beyoncébub Beyoncébub Beyoncébub

ANNOUNCER, ‘What's that?’

PRODUCER, ‘It's the app. Someone is playing demonic Beyoncé music within the tracking range. We have to move location.’

ANNOUNCER, ‘Oh. How exciting!’

SFX TRAVEL

ANNOUNCER, ‘Okay, well that was extreme. Are we ready to go?’

PRODUCER, ‘Pick it up from the second line.’

ANNOUNCER, ‘The Beyoncébub app tracks the whereabouts of Beyoncé and let's you know when her music is being...’

SFX BEEP BEEP Beyoncébub Beyoncébub Beyoncébub

PRODUCER, ‘We have to move again.’

ANNOUNCER, ‘Is this some kind of joke?’

PRODUCER, ‘I don’t hear anyone laughing.’

ANNOUNCER, ‘No, and we’re not going to with a sketch this long.’

SFX TRAVEL

ANNOUNCER, ‘Is THIS location far enough away from Beyoncé?’

PRODUCER, ‘Should be. Go for a take.’ 

ANNOUNCER, ‘The Beyoncébub app tracks the whereabouts of Beyoncé and let's you know when her music is being played within…’

(BEAT)

ANNOUNCER ANGERED, ‘500 miles! What the hell guys? No wonder we had to come to the middle of the Gobi Desert!’

SFX BEEP BEEP Beyoncébub Beyoncébub Beyoncébub

ANNOUNCER, ‘Oh for fuck's sake! Let’s just let her possess us.’]

In 2013 Jay Z guested on a track by Rick Ross called, ‘The Devil is a Lie’.

[SATAN, ‘I don’t like it.’]

On that track Jay Z references the Illuminati and makes the point that people believe the only way a person of colour such as himself can be successful is by selling their soul.  

[SATAN, 'I don't have enough money to purchase Jay-Z's soul. He could buy mine!']

We didn't feel comfortable directly quoting Jay-Z, so here is the whitewashed version of the bars in question.

25 [JAYZ, ‘Devil want these brown gentleman hate they own kind

Gotta be Illuminati if a dark skinned chap shine

Oh we can't be a African-American if a person of colour rich?

Oh we gotta be the devil that's some BIPOC slander right there. 

Bitch.’]

In 2014 Beyoncé posted a photo of herself posing in front of an Andy Warhol mural of The Last Supper. I'll let Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association, explain the rest. 

26 [WILDMON, 'This is clearly an act of disrespect towards Jesus Christ, whom Beyoncé covers up with her pose. This had to be done intentionally.']

I would argue Beyoncé was doing Jesus a favour. But I've READ the Bible. 

27 [JESUS, ‘Andy? What are you doing?’

WARHOL, ‘Oh hi Jesus, I'm creating a graven image of you.’

JESUS, ‘Hmm.’ 

WARHOL, ‘I thought we had some wriggle room on the Old Testament stuff, coz, you know, it’s old.’

JESUS, ‘Think NOT that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am NOT come to destroy, but to fulfil.’

WARHOL, ‘Right? So….?’

JESUS, ‘(SIGH) What are you going to do with this graven image of the most sacred and holy of holys?’

WARHOL, ‘Sell it for millions of dollars.’

JESUS, ‘Oh Andy.’

WARHOL, ‘Is this a good time to tell you I’m gay?’] 

In 2017 renowned liar, pastor and founder of Liberty Counsel, an evangelical organisation attempting to bring about the handmaid’s tale, Mat Staver said of Jay Z,

28 [STAVER, ‘he belongs to the Church of Satan, he is a follower of Anton LaVey.’]

[JUDE, ‘Can you imagine Jay-Z following Anton LaVey?’]

29 [JAY-Z, 'Yo Anton? How much are you worth?'

LAVEY, 'About twelve dollars fifty.'

JAY-Z, 'Okay cueball. I'll take it from here.']

Staver then lied again, stating,

30 [STAVER, ‘he spoke to a group of people where he was having his event and came out and blasted Jesus Christ, saying that Jesus is fake news and he said that Lucifer is the way of truth and life. This is Jay-Z claiming that Jesus never walked on this earth. He went on to this rant talking about how if you follow Satan, that is where the real power is. He says there is real spirituality and guidance in the Church of Satan that you don't get in Christianity.’]

[SATAN, ‘You know what you WON'T get at the Church of Satan? Molested by the priest.’]

[JUDE, ‘How did known liar Matt Staver hear this statement from Jay Z? Was he at a concert?’] 

Nope. He saw a fake viral video online. One so false even Fox News had already debunked it.

[GASP, 'Wow, I didn't see that coming!']

[JUDE, ‘So Matt Staver is so desperate to tell lies, he gets fact checked by Fox News!’]

31 [BINDIVER, 'Gross! This lie is still covered in Sean Hannity's drool!']

Yes. And for the sake of transparency, here is a Fox News report from December 1st 2017.

32 [FOX, ‘Did rapper Jay-Z really tell his audience at a concert that “only idiots believe in Jesus” and “Satan is our true lord?” Definitely not. A fake article has been circulating around that uses a video to validate it. The video is allegedly of Jay-Z preaching about Satan during his New Orleans concert in November. The video is actually from 2013. There is not a bit of truth to the video, so don’t share it.’]

[JUDE, ‘Let me get this straight. Right now it is the official position of the Satan is my Superhero podcast that we are quoting Fox News as a 'credible' source of information?’]

For purely entertainment purposes, yes.

[JUDE, ‘What a time to be alive.’]

33 [VENKMAN, ‘Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!’]

Now while no grown up adult thinks Jay-Z is out there preaching for Satan, he does not seem to fear any god. One of his early nicknames which he still mentions today is ‘Hova’. As in Jay-Hova. That’s right, his name is God.

34 [REPORTER, 'Jay, have you named yourself after the Judeo-Christian god?'

JAY-Z, 'He named himself after me.']

In 2019 everyone’s favourite Republican Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina and avowed Black Nazi, Mark Robinson posted this on Facebook about Beyoncé,

35 [ROBINSON, Seriously, her songs sound like they say stuff like “satan laughs as you rot in hell” if play them backwards. SUPER WEIRD!!!!! ']

Long time listeners know whenever back masking is mentioned, we are obligated to investigate. Here is one of Beyoncé’s songs backwards. 

36 [BEYONCE BACKWARDS, ‘Mark Robinson has a tiny penis.’

TTS, ‘Science.’]

On a seemingly normal Sunday morning in 2020 KW Miller, a Florida man, running for U.S. Congress as an independent, sent out a series of tweets about Beyoncé. Here’s one about her song Formation.

37 [MILLER, ‘The song clearly admitted that she was demonic and that she worshipped in the Satanist churches located in Alabama & Louisiana. She keeps Satanist symbols in her bag.’]

[JUDE, 'Does she though?']

38 [MILLER, ‘Explain this ceremonial phallus I found in your handbag.’ 

BEYONCE, ‘That's a tampon.’

MILLER, ‘Aaarrggghh! I touched a lady’s sanitary product with my bare hand! I'm going to catch the trans aren't I? Here's a scalpel I carry around for exactly this reason. Do the bottom surgery on me right now. It's the uncertainty I can't stand.’]

For the record in the song Formation, Beyoncé says she’s carrying ‘hotsauce’ in her bag. 

[SATAN, ‘Mmm spicy.’]

You might wonder, why this Beyoncé song triggered Miller into inventing Satanist folklore? Teeteaz, if you please.

[TTS, ‘Certainly Lexi. From Wikipedia. Upon release, "Formation" ignited discussions on the topics of culture, racism and politics. The song, music video and Super Bowl performance also triggered controversy. Conservative commentators and politicians claimed that Beyoncé was spreading anti-police and anti-American messages. The song became known as a protest song and was adopted as an anthem by the Black Lives Matter movement and the Women's March.’]

39 [MILLER, ‘I’m not racist! I’m anti-demon! It’s not my fault all the demons I find are Black!’]

Now, do I think KW Miller is racist? I’ll let you decide. Here’s another Sunday tweet when he probably should’ve been in church.

40 [MILLER, ‘Beyoncé is not even African American. She is faking this for exposure. Her real name is Ann Marie Lastrassi. She is Italian. This is all part of the Soros Deep State agenda for the Black Lives Matter movement. BEYONCÉ YOU ARE ON NOTICE!’]

[JUDE, ‘That's right Beyoncé, if that's even your real name. KW Miller sees you.’]

41 [MILLER, ‘Are you pretending to be black for the benefits?’

BEYONCE, ‘Ummm, noooo.’]

While he was rolling, he also gave us this gem,

42 [MILLER, ‘Most white women join Black Lives Matter to fornicate with black men.’

TRANSITION

STAFF, ‘Sir, this is a Wendy’s.’]

And then somehow Miller just drifted into defaming singer Patti LaBelle?

43 [MILLER, ‘Patti LaBelle is another Illuminati globalist puppet. 1991: ‘I’m under your spell. I don’t want to break free. You can make a slave out of me. I worship you and nobody else. I pledge my love to you forever.’ Who was she professing this to? Moloch? Lucifer? Who? What does Deep State Operative Patti Labelle know about a secret plan to reinstall Barack Obama as POTUS?’]

[JUDE, 'How did Godmother of Soul, Patti Hussein LeBelle end up being side swiped by this car accident in the form of a human?']

That’s not her middle name. Teeteaz again please,

[TTS, ‘From Wikipedia. Patti LeBelle has used her influence to raise awareness around the AIDS crisis and the treatment of the gay and lesbian community.’]

Do you need anymore?

[JUDE, 'Nope, I got it.']

44 [JAZZY, ‘They Hate the gays.’

(BEAT)

JAZZY, ‘And by extension, anyone who sticks up for the gays.’]

And finally, my personal favourite from Miller on Twitter,

45 [MILLER, ‘They ask me ‘KW Miller, when do you sleep?’ I sleep when the liberal demons sleep, which is not often.’]

[JUDE, ‘Who does this tiny little man, think he is? Fascist Batman? Which I appreciate is just Batman, but you know what I mean!’]

46 [MILLERMAN, ‘I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Millerman.’]

Miller got 2.2% of the vote in that 2020 congressional election. That’s over nine thousand people who looked at him and thought,

47 [BILLYHILL, ‘Yep. He seems stable.’

(BEAT)

BILLYHILL, ‘I’m a Florida man!’]

 In 2022 he ran in the Republican Primaries and got 11.2% of the vote.

48 [BILLYHILL, ‘I voted for the Batman fella. He beats up the poors.’ 

REPORTER, ‘But you're a poor!’

BILLYHILL, ‘Oh no! What have I done?’]

In 2022, after hearing the song, 'Church Girl', Bishop Patrick Wooten of Missouri told his congregation, 

49 [WOOTEN, 'Beyoncé just released sacrilege. The only thing I can account to some of that stuff is, somebody done sold their soul to the Devil.']

[JUDE, ‘I’m guessing Wooten’s default explanation for literally everything is,’]

REPLAY: [WOOTEN, ‘Somebody done sold their soul to the Devil.’]

50 [PARKING INSPECTOR, 'I'm sorry sir, this is a no parking zone. You'll have to move your car.’

WOOTEN, 'BItch! Somebody done sold their soul to the Devil.']

That same year, rapper Khia gave her take on Beyoncé’s Renaissance album.

51 [KHIA, 'The devil is in disguise and outside and living through Beyoncé.']

[SATAN, ‘It's the only way I could get close to Jay-Z.’]

In 2023, self proclaimed prophetess of the Covered By God ministry, Tiphani Montgomery unleashed this fire-and-brimstone take in a sermon,

52 [MONTGOMERY, ‘Any of you who are going to Beyoncé's concert, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. How dare you call yourself a Christian?’]

I have to agree with Montgomery here. How dare anyone call themselves Christian. Jesus certainly wouldn't approve.

53 [JESUS, ‘What do you mean my followers aren't Jews?’

MONTGOMERY, ‘Well Paul said...’

JESUS, ‘Who the fuck is Paul?’

MONTGOMERY, ‘Well he said you came to him in a dream.’

JESUS, ‘And you believed this, Paul?’

MONTGOMERY, ‘I mean, when I say it out loud now, it does sound like he might have made it up.’

JESUS, ‘Ya think?’]

Montgomery also ranted,

54 [MONTGOMERY, ‘How dare you think it's just music when the devil was the minister of music.’]

Who knew the devil was the minister of music?

[SATAN, ‘I asked for sanitation. But hey, a cabinet position’s a cabinet position.’]

In 2023 Author, poet and former contributor to this show Jackie Hill Perry claimed some insane people with childish superstitions had convinced her to check in with a make believe man and see if there was anything stupid she could do that day.

55 [MORTAL COMBAT ANNOUNCER, 'Challenge accepted.']

So she imagined she was talking to an imaginary man in the sky and imagined she asked him what if any evil objects might be in her possession. According to Perry,

56 [PERRY, ‘I'm thinking the Lord is going to say: 'Ah, those shoes' or 'that shirt' or 'that book in the back of your closet that you didn't realize you had.' Literally, what entered my mind was Beyoncé.’]

Now I know, you’re going to say. 

[TTS, ‘But Lexi, she’s only talking to herself. That’s her, Jackie Hill Perry, who put Beyoncé in her mind!’]

Well Perry goes on.

57 [PERRY, ‘I said, ‘wait, that's just my subconscious. That's not the Lord saying that I got to get rid of Beyoncé.' I refused to believe that Jesus didn't want me to still be team Bey.’]

[JUDE, ‘I refuse to believe Jackie Hill Perry has ever refused to believe anything.’]

58 [PERRY, ‘You're not Jesus. You're just my own thoughts.’

JESUS, ‘No. I'm totally Jesus. Your favourite ice-cream flavour is Boysenberry. How would I know that if I wasn't the omnipotent creator god of the entire universe?’

PERRY, ‘Oh my god! It really is you!’]

Perry came to realise Beyoncé is a big fat stinky head devil worshipper and even though she didn’t want to, Perry had to quit team Bey. She claimed,

59 [PERRY, ‘I didn't know how blind I was. Because I liked the music so much that I didn't have discernment. The music made witchcraft beautiful, and that's the problem.’]

[JUDE, ‘I agree Perry has some kind of a problem that really should be taken care of by a professional. But her problem is not the wicked beats of Beyoncé.’]

60 [LEXI, ‘If you have discernment or even if you just convince yourself you have discernment and then pretend to yourself that you didn’t just sell a total made up bullshit lie to yourself, you should give us a 5 star rating. And if you don’t have discernment and are not going to trick yourself into believing you have discernment, you should also give us a 5 star rating. What I’m saying is give this podcast a 5 star rating. Don’t make me send Dr Nasty Pants to your house.’

SATAN, ‘You’re pretty safe if you live near a school.’]

[JUDE, 'What can we take away from Beyoncé and Jay-Z?’]

When you first come in the game, they try to play you. Then you drop a couple of hits, look how they wave to you. Look how they wave to you. And that’s why Satan is my Superhero.